Q: What Did The Hindu girl’s left leg say to her right leg?
A: Nothing… Coz They Never Met…
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Q: what is the full form of HINDU?
A: Hitler In New Donkey Uniform.
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Q: How do you confuse a hindu soldier?
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
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Q: What’s the shortest book ever written?
A: Hindu War Heroes.
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Q: Have you ever seen Hindu war heroes?
A: Neither have hindus.
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Q: Why are the Hindus so afraid of war?
A: You would be too if you never won one in your history.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with an elephant?
A: A hindu god
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Q: What did Big-Time Brahmin do after making photocopies?
A: He compared them with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Big-Time Brahmin goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”
The clerk replies, “O fool! It is a thermos!”
Big-Time Brahmin is confused for a moment, then asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk stares at the Brahmin for a while, then responds slowly, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”
Big-Time Brahmin says, “I’ll take it!”
The next day, Big-Time Brahmin walks into work with his new thermos.
His boss sees him and asks, “What is in your thermos?”
Big-Time Brahmin responds, “Two cups of coffee and a coke.”
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Big-Time Brahmin was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then he came to the column, SALARY EXPECTED. He was not sure what to write there.
After an hour of prayer he wrote, “Yes.”
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